Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
