Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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