i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
