Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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