No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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