no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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