Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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