those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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