I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
