I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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