So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
That accounts for only three of the penises
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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