You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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