Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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