i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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