didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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