we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
