Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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