There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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