I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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