Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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