I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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