he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I will be naked everywhere
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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