i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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