i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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