You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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