I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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