Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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