Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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