have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
