All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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