So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You are the jesus of drinking
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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