I'm really into asian looking animals
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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