can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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