Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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