GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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