3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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