There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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