Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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