Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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