He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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