I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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