what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
