Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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