My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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