What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I could fuck to npr.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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