But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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