she told me i tasted like america
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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