If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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