omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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