The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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